PeeBurnCraft

Doctor, personal hygiene, condoms, family, odour

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

SelfAwareCraft

SelfAwareCraft, self-awareness consequences, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-aware behavior

Are you tired of being the only one in your friend group who understands sarcasm and irony? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and revel in the company of fellow self-aware individuals who appreciate your witty banter and dry humor.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately started cracking jokes about creepers wearing sunglasses and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. Little did they know, the mobs actually started dancing and wearing shades in-game! It was a hilarious sight to see as the player led a conga line of skeletons through the virtual world.

So, if you’re tired of being the only one who gets your own jokes, come join us on this server where your self-awareness is not only appreciated, but celebrated! Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter along the way.

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MythSMP

Survival PVP Creative Minigames Roleplay Economy Towny Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Vanilla Modded Hunger Games Bed Wars Skywars Capture the Flag Prison KitPVP Skygrid Hardcore, MCMMO, Economy, Cross-Play, Survival

MythSMP is a server that was created for the sole purpose of holding a community of people who share the love of minecraft. Come join today, we have quests, economy, events, and a lovely community! Join our discord as well! discord.gg/UE2zKd3Rdq.

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Enchanted Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

attraction, judgment, Enchanted, personal choice, self esteem

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server! We got creepers that explode like gender reveal parties and zombies that twerk better than your ex! Plus, our villagers are so dumb, they make TikTok influencers look like rocket scientists.

Join us and build a house so dope, even Steve from Minecraft would be jealous. And don’t worry about unwanted pregnancies, our server is so lit, it’s like birth control for your brain. So grab your pickaxe and come mine with us, because on this server, the only thing getting pregnant is your imagination!

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DisneyKidzGoneWild

letting other people, wealthy family, pay for everything, small things, DisneyKidzGoneWild

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.

But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.

So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!

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30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP

self-care, life lessons, personal growth, Time management, mindfulness

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant rollercoaster made out of diamonds and rode it into the sunset while fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but carrots. And then we found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF. So if you wanna experience the most epic and random adventures ever, you gotta join this SMP, it’s like a magical unicorn ride through a rainbow forest of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PeeBurnCraft

SelfAwareCraft

MythSMP

Enchanted Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

DisneyKidzGoneWild

30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP