PeeBurnCraft

discomfort, Medical advice, personal hygiene, relationship, crotch

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

BroBroLoveGoneWrong

relationships, family, resolution, drug dealing, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and betrayal in equal measure! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and chubby girl love triangles!

Imagine a world where your brother is dating a girl just for a bet, and you swoop in to steal her heart. That’s the kind of chaotic energy we thrive on here. Who needs £600 when you can have true love instead?

Don’t worry about being an asshole, because on this server, we embrace the chaos and the drama. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft!

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HateWatch Minecraft SMP

Disappointment, Emotional journey, hate, fan reaction, Minecraft

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally the best server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole house, but it was actually hilarious and I couldn’t stop laughing. And then this other time, I found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and they started rapping about potatoes. It was wild, dude.

But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because it’s full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Plus, we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into giant carrots. It’s gonna be a riot, I tell ya. So come on and join us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares, it’s all in good fun)!

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BlockPartyRules

solidarity, mutual respect, bro code, compassion, personal rules

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where bros and girls don’t follow the code? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bro code and girl code paradise!

Join us if you want to experience epic adventures with your bros and gals while following the most outrageous rules of the bro code and girl code. Want to build a giant statue of a bro fist? Go for it! Want to have a dance party in a field of flowers with your gal pals? Absolutely!

But beware, breaking the bro code or girl code on our server comes with hilarious consequences. Rumor has it that if you betray your bros or gals, you’ll be chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you’re caught gossiping behind someone’s back, you’ll be forced to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day.

So if you’re ready to embrace the wackiest rules of the bro code and girl code in the Minecraft universe, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

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BalticCraft: Undersea Sabotage

maritime security, BalticCraft, Undersea, sabotage, Operation Baltic Sentinel

so, liek, u know how nato is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this minecraft server, we have our own version of nato called Operation Baltic Sentinel! we got submarines and ships and all that jazz, but the twist is, we’re fighting off evil underwater creepers who are trying to sabotage our undersea infrastructure! join us and help defend our underwater world from these sneaky little buggers! plus, we have epic underwater battles that will blow ur mind! come join the fun and be a hero in Operation Baltic Sentinel!

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CraftyFoodieZapScientists

Academia, scientists, CraftyFoodieZapScientists, prohibitionists, health

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL BE ATTACKED BY EVIL TOBACCO MONSTERS, ALCOHOL GHOSTS, AND ULTRA-PROCESSED FOOD ZOMBIES! SCIENTISTS ARE FIGHTING THEM OFF EVERY DAY WITH THEIR PICKAXES AND SWORDS, BUT THEY NEED YOUR HELP! IF YOU DON’T JOIN, YOU’LL BE LABELED AS AN EXTREMIST, FASCIST, ZEALOT, OR PROHIBITIONIST! DON’T BE A VICTIM OF THE CYBERATTACKS, LAWSUITS, SURVEILLANCE, AND PHYSICAL VIOLENCE! JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE EVILS OF TOBACCO, ALCOHOL, AND JUNK FOOD!

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PeeBurnCraft

BroBroLoveGoneWrong

HateWatch Minecraft SMP

BlockPartyRules

BalticCraft: Undersea Sabotage

CraftyFoodieZapScientists