New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

New Minecraft Server
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  • BEDROCK SMP

    BEDROCK SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    SMP Features Prison Features
    Chat Ranks Leveling System
    TPR / TPA Prestige’s
    Set Home Daily Rewards
    Custom Achievements Gangs
    Stat Tracker Personal Mines
    Scramble Upgradable Mines

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Add “PlaySerenyx” in-game then check your friends tab to join!
    Q: What is the server IP and port? A: IP: play.serenyx.net, Port: 19132, SMP Port: 19139
    Q: What features are available on the SMP server? A: Chat Ranks, TPR / TPA, Set Home, Custom Achievements, Stat Tracker, Scramble, and more.
    Q: What features will be available on the Prison server? A: Leveling System, Prestige’s, Daily Rewards, Gangs, Personal Mines, Upgradable Mines, Crates, and more.
    Q: How can I get more information or join the Discord server? A: Join our Discord Server at discord.gg/Z7Qv7VsDjc

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Dragon Isles 1.20.3

    Mystic Dragon Isles 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like hanging out with Piccolo himself! I mean, if he’s Toriyama’s fave, then you know it’s gotta be lit! Imagine building with the wisdom and calmness of Piccolo, like, your creations will be on another level, man. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s basically endorsed by the creator’s fave character? It’s like being part of the Dragon Ball Z universe, but in block form. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and channel your inner Namekian!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFeetNoEntryMC

    NoFeetNoEntryMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value professionalism and proper footwear at all times! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy confrontations over virtual shoes and smelly feet.

    Imagine a world where you must climb five flights of virtual stairs in 31°C weather just to avoid the unbearable smell of someone’s virtual bare feet. It’s a virtual office drama like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through glass tables and kick each other under the virtual table.

    But don’t worry, we have a solution for everything! From wearing virtual sports shoes to dealing with virtual office shoe drama, our server is the place to be for all your virtual workplace conflicts.

    So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual shoes could cause so much virtual chaos? You definitely don’t want to miss out on this virtual adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTasks – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyTasks – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil creepers with your trusty diamond sword. The best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is ruled by a wise old wizard who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean that’s guarded by a kraken made out of obsidian.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build a world where anything is possible. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’re a real pain in the feather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time when you were able to buy a pet rock that came with its own tiny leash and sunglasses? Yeah, we miss that too. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have recreated the magic of the pet rock in pixelated form! Join us and relive the glory days of ridiculous products that should have never existed in the first place. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden pet rock cave on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the pet rock king himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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