Pee-Inducing Beats Minecraft Server

(Audio), Absurd, AI Generated music, Artificial Intelligence, beats, BIZARRE, Bob Dole, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, Music, Parody, PeeInducing, piss yourself, Ridiculous, satire, Server, strange, Technology, weird

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

anomaly.zapto.org

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Star Shards Collected:	127
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

mc.somnus.pro

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

mc.megaplanet.net

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8113	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

play.efcraft.net

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

play.skyempire.org

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8877
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

67.211.214.42:25572

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Votes:	1500
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Potions Brewed:	37

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	722546	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	6545
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Divine Spears Created:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	4148	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchantments Applied:	130
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ores Mined:	9755
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com