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| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
| 🌍 Stability | Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is our promise. |
| 🎁 Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| 🌈 Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| 🤖 Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. |
| 🎮 Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! |
| 🌄 Permanent World | All builds are kept forever |
| 🌟 Level-Up System | All donator perks are available through free, in-game means |
| 🐾 Pets | Train a pet to assist you in a fight |
| 🏡 Land Claim | Protect all your precious builds |
| 🪓 McMMO | Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency |
| 💰 Strong Economy | Thriving player economy |
| 🏆 Leaderboards | Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards |
| 🌟 Hard Difficulty | Difficulty for the server set to Hard |
| 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates | Join our Discord and suggest a feature! |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?
But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.
So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net
Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.
IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Main Mods |
|---|
| Create |
| AdAstra |
| Mekanism |
| Twilight Forest |
| Blood Magic |
| AE2 |
| Aphoteosis |
| Productive bees |
| Alex’s Mobs |
| Awesome Dungeons (all) |
| CC |
| Dungeons now loading |
| Simply Swords |
| Lootr |
| FTB Chunks |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| MrCrayfish’s Furniture |
| Artifacts |
| Mutant Monsters |
Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the server about? | The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow. |
| What mods are included in the server? | Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more. |
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.
Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.
So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.
Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Ores Mined: | 6804 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!
So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
