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| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where you’ll have to use your wits and skills to survive. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-Minecraft the master of moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7294 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 780 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
