Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6461 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3681 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
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