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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 3841 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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