PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	85
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Buildings Constructed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3780	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	58	Dragons Tamed:	4
Votes:	6221	Dimension Hops:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	34	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net