PatchyCraft: Devs Forgot to Nerf Creepers

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, bugs, coding, computer science, CREEPERS, debugging, devs, digital universe, Forgot, Gaming, glitches, nerf, Patch, PatchyCraft, programming, Rushed, simulation, software, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3263
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there gamers! Ever wondered if we’re all just characters in a crazy simulation? Well, on our server, you can experience all the glitches and OP features that the devs forgot to fix!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly companions who give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But be warned, the simulation isn’t perfect, so you might find yourself battling giant chickens, riding llamas into battle, or even getting stuck in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian.

So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience, come join us and see what the devs missed out on fixing in this wacky simulation!

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Villages Defended:	13

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3599
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Potions Brewed:	78
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9145	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	4073	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	1805

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Towns Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4204
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	2346
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3308
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu