PastorPimpSenatorPHL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blockheadz R Us

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyTaiwanLand

Asia-Pacific, Chinese Taipei, CraftyTaiwanLand, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, History, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mainland china, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, Republic, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a taiwanese president! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the motherland (sorry mainland china, you ain’t the real deal). our republic is older than your grandma’s dentures, so come on over and build some epic structures while dodging political controversies like a pro. trust us, you won’t be bored on this server – it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and love triangles. join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Luke Look Server

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hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first of all, we have a secret hidden treasure chest in the spawn area that is filled with diamonds and golden apples! but be careful, there is a giant chicken guarding it that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion that is haunted by friendly ghosts who will give u free enchanted armor! and if u find the secret portal in the nether, it will take u to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant statue of a potato that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join our server and have the time of ur life! or at least until the giant chicken eats u. lolz!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dingoes Evolved From East Asian Dog-Like Ancestor: StudyCraft

adaptation, Ancestor, Ancient, asian, Australia, canines, CARNIVORES, Dingoes, Dog-Like Ancestor, doglike, east, East Asian, Evolution, evolved, fossil record, genetic study, genetics, Migration, natural history, Origin, research, species, study, StudyCraft, wildlife

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where dingoes have evolved from East Asian dog-like ancestors? Yeah, you heard me right! These dingoes are running around the server like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of block-building and combat. They are always ready to swoop in and save the day whenever the dingoes get out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, there are rumors of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. It is said to be guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond blocks. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyStar Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have global alliances that rival the greatest empires in history. Ship 1 is ruled by the fearsome RappyDeathsquad, while Ship 2 is controlled by the mighty Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, and Stardust Drive. Ship 3 is under the reign of the mysterious Mitsuba, and Ship 4 is so exclusive, it’s chat is only for the chosen few.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced, we have scratch tickets that can give you the most fashionable items in all of Minecraft. Want to look like a diamond-encrusted warrior? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our NGS Damage Calculator – it’s so accurate, it can predict how much damage you’ll take from a falling block.

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion meets function, and where alliances are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly legendary. See you in the game, adventurer!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Angry People SMP – Attractive Minecraft

anger, Angry, attractive, attractive people, bitterness, dark thoughts, destructive thoughts, emotional triggers, emotional turmoil, envy, hatred, inner conflict, Insecurity, Jealousy, Minecraft, negative feelings, people, Resentment, Revenge, self-destructive behavior, smp, toxic emotions, uncontrollable rage, unhealthy mindset

Are you tired of seeing all those beautiful people on other Minecraft servers, making you feel inadequate and angry? Well, look no further because on our server, attractive people literally make me uncontrollably angry! Join us and let’s band together to make those beautiful players suffer for their good looks. With crazy challenges, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of chaos, this server is not for the faint of heart. So come on, join us and let’s unleash our inner rage on those pesky pretty players!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FactNinjaMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the players! These rebellious pigs have built their own piggy kingdom and are plotting to take over the entire server. Will you join forces with the players to stop them, or will you join the pigs in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LadyCraftBoss

Assertiveness, Communication, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, LadyCraftBoss, leadership, modern relationships, mutual respect, Open-mindedness, Partnership, personal growth, physical intimacy, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, traditional roles, Trust, Vulnerability, woman in control

Are you tired of being bossed around by your significant other in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the women are always in charge! Watch as your virtual girlfriend builds you a castle while you gather resources like a good little miner. Who needs a therapist when you can work through your relationship issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the power dynamics shift in your favor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Pals Paradise

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So, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to be in Minecraft, bros and broettes! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons to join this server!

First off, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it, dude! Need a stack of enchanted golden apples? We got those too, man!

But that’s not all! We also have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server and breathe fire on all your enemies. And don’t worry, he’s house-trained and won’t burn down your base… most of the time.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yeah, you can build a house out of gummy bears and eat your way to victory!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	183

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3