Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Vanishing Items Found: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Luce Debut Minecraft Server

    Luce Debut Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

    Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Vetoed Minecraft Server

    The Vetoed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP

    Bash-Be-Gone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the Stone Age? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to bash and hello to building your dream world with ease! Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that deliver your resources directly to your inventory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs drop sick beats instead of loot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and upgrade your Minecraft experience!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MineWizards

    MineWizards

    Welcome to MineWizards – your ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Explore unique game modes like Skyblock, RPG and Dungeons, all crafted to challenge your skills and ignite your imagination. Join a vibrant community of wizards and heroes, where every block brings a new opportunity. Are you ready to conquer and create? Jump in now at minewizards.com!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • 🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    🎁 FestivalCraft | AROUND THE HOLIDAY Minecraft server

    ✨ FestivalCraft – Server for real fans of holidays in Minecraft!

    Main modes: Anarchy and Skyblock! Here you will find a uniquely generated map, endless possibilities for creativity and regular airdrops in Anarchy mode! Build your fortresses, go to unknown dungeons and take part in battles for cool resources! And for Skyblock fans, we have a selection of unique islands, hand minions to do all the hard work, improved furnaces and a system for earning in-game money – everything to make your island the best!

    Additional modes like TNT Run and Fireball Fight add even more fun!

    Every half hour you can get a free case using the /freecase command! And in our VKontakte community you will find interactive tournaments, giveaways and competitions! This is the perfect place to make new friends and earn in-game bonuses for your skills! Join us and feel the atmosphere of a real holiday!

    Our IP » mc.festivalcraft.fun

    Recommended Version: 1.20

    Our VK community » vk.com/festivalcraft

    Our website » festivalcraft.fun

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Gods Slained: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

    All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

    Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

    So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MineCraft Mania Server

    MineCraft Mania Server
    Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

    Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

    Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

    But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

    Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

    Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow

    Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

    IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

    Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

    Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

    Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TV Show Minecraft SMP

    TV Show Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 1, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 322

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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