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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8277 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5112 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?