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Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	8352	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5181	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Emeralds Found:	5778	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

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MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Farms Harvested:	879	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Crops Grown:	7083	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Dragon Eggs Found:	6133
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	181911
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5207	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	212729	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10