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BlockyLoveIsland

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	24824
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Legendary Benders SMP

Economy, Factions, Minecraft SMP server Bending Earth Water Air Fire Chi bending Light bending Dark bending Auction Factions Ultimateclaims Land claiming Plugin Videos Money Enemies Power Fun, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a binder’s SMP server meaning you can do bending it is a multiple bending server earth water air fire it also has chi bending light spirit bending dark spirit bending You can also sell things on the auction even fish for money It is a factions SMP You can claim things as long as you have enough power But there is another way you can claim things the plugin is called ultimateclaims I would like for you guys to check it out and figure out how to claim your own land Hope you guys enjoy and have fun there is multiple things I will make videos in the future about have fun and destroy your enemies

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, competitive, DISCOUNTS, donation, Elite, Events, Free donation, Fun, MineBlaze, Minecraft, mobs, ONLINE, Promotion, pvp arena, Server, weapons, Weddings

MineBlaze – The best server in minecraft! Large online, cheap donation, transformation into mobs, um 1, weddings, weapons, pvp arena – and much more! Come to us! DISCOUNTS ON DONATIONS 99%! The promotion will end in 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds! WIN A FREE DONATION TO THE ELITE! – /FREE REMAINING: 15 hours, 39 minutes, 28 seconds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

That Crazy Squirrel Server – Java 1.20.1 Fabric Edition for Grown-Ups!

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That Silly Squirrel Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Type	Version	Features	Age Restriction
SMP	Java 1.20.1 Fabric	Modded, PVE, Whitelisted	18+

Server Description:

That Silly Squirrel SMP is a Minecraft server with over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric. It focuses on boss fights, landscape makeovers, additional zones to explore, more mobs, and the use of Create mod for creating machines. The server is safe from PVP and griefing, providing a relaxing environment for players to adventure and build.

Join our Discord server to become one of the many Silly Squirrels and start your Minecraft journey with us!

Discord Invite Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions to get whitelisted.
Is there an age restriction?	Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes over 200 mods in Java 1.20.1 Fabric, providing various features and enhancements for players.
Can I build and explore freely on the server?	Yes, the server is focused on PVE gameplay and provides a safe environment for players to build, adventure, and explore without the fear of PVP or griefing.
What special features does the server offer?	The server offers boss fights, landscape makeovers, extra zones to explore, more mobs to encounter, and the use of Create mod for creating intricate machines.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Obsessed Cucks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

We don’t discriminate against any race, but we do have a special place in our hearts for those who have a BBC fetish. Our community is full of white cucks who are more obsessed with big black blocks than anything else in the game.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you never know what outrageous story or insane adventure awaits you around every corner. Don’t be a first world cuck, come join our server and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Anonymous SMP Experience

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be for all you kpop stans out there! Join us for a chance to battle it out in epic kpop dance-offs, where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize!

But that’s not all – we also have weekly concerts featuring virtual performances by your favorite kpop idols. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into BTS wandering around the server, looking for inspiration for their next hit song.

So why wait? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness and fun! Who knows, you might even become the next big kpop star in the Minecraft world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GiftMeDiamondsMC SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic gift I ever received – an invite to the craziest Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing creepers and singing villagers. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically finish each other’s sandwiches (yes, we have a sandwich-making mod, don’t ask).

But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored Ender Dragon into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Trust me, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pet ChatCraft

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Imagine a world where your pet not only talks, but also plays Minecraft with you on our server! Yes, that’s right, your furry friend can now join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

Just picture it – your cat giving you building tips, your dog leading you to hidden treasure, and your goldfish…well, maybe your goldfish can just provide moral support.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of pixelated combat. Join forces with them to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the Minecraft world from certain doom.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the conversations with your pet begin! Who knows, they might just have some epic quests of their own to send you on.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Potions Brewed:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	957
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mines Excavated:	4052
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyHeirloom

BlockyHeirloom, family betrayal, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family decision, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family home, family house, family inheritance, family legacy, family loyalty, family ownership, family relationships, family responsibility, family ties, family trust, family unity, old house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1