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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Ores Mined: 5248 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
Enchantments Applied: 146 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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