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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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