ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2767	Potions Brewed:	160

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	102	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	723
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9004
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crops Grown:	3883

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	2509	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	8982	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	577

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Star Shards Collected:	253
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Void Gems Collected:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	3514	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	92
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	90/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7213	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	4