If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Zombie Dances: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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