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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 13 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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