If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Villages Defended: 14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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