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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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