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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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