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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Emeralds Found: 9341
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2649
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 35
Treasure Maps Found: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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