If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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