ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	128
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9623	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ores Mined:	889	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	1955
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2503	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7513
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mines Excavated:	2869	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	891	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!