Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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