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BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	10

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	8

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4606
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

SnowballCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, border, Canada, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, neighbor, News, North America, Politics, prime minister, Server, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, speculation, Statement, trudeau, U.S

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even trudeau himself said there’s not ‘a snowball’s chance’ canada would become part of it? well, this server is so lit that even the prime minister is shooketh by its awesomeness.

join us and build the most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant statue of trudeau riding a polar bear into battle against a horde of creepers. or maybe you want to create a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

we have the most insane mods and plugins that will make your minecraft experience like no other. fly around on a magic carpet, summon dragons to do your bidding, or even turn yourself into a unicorn with rainbow powers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and show trudeau that canada can handle anything, even the most epic minecraft adventures. let’s do this, eh!

What is the IP for Brawl Stars Minecraft Server?

battle royale, brawl, brawl stars, Meeple, Minecraft, mobile battle royale, mobile game, mobile rpg, mobile strategy game, New Event, pizza event, Server, skins, Stars, Supercell Game, Surge Lightyear, Surge lightyear skin

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Brawl Stars is a popular mobile multiplayer online battle game developed by Supercell. The game features a variety of game modes, including Gem Grab, Showdown, Heist, Brawl Ball, Bounty, Siege, and more. Players can choose from a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and play styles. The goal of the game is to team up with friends or play solo, defeat opponents, and collect rewards to unlock new brawlers and upgrades. Brawl Stars has garnered a large and dedicated player base since its release in 2018, with regular updates and events keeping the game fresh and engaging for players.

Players:	102/500	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Ores Mined:	6431
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28