ParentalNoobsCraft

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, empathy for parents, Experience, family, growing up, Humanity, humility, Life, life lessons, Maturity, ParentalNoobsCraft, parents, perspective, realization, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Understanding, Vulnerability, wisdom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or how about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that launched you straight into the moon (don’t worry, we have oxygen tanks)?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about participating in our weekly “Build-a-Banana” contest where the most creative banana-themed build wins a prize (hint: it’s a banana suit for your character)?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world where the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. See you there!

Wife-free Vacation Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Boundaries, CAR, caravan trip, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, difficult behavior, finances, holiday, Marriage, Minecraft, Planning, red flags, relationship, separate finances, Server, stress, towing, vacation, Wife, Wifefree

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8545

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Just like M43 and F36, who embarked on a disastrous caravan trip, you too can experience the thrill of exploration and the joy of building – without the stress of dealing with a difficult travel companion.

Join us on this server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more fighting over who gets to drive the car or where to stop for lunch – here, you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content.

And if you’re worried about wear and tear on your virtual car, fear not! Our server has unlimited resources and no mileage limits, so you can tow your caravan around Australia (or any other virtual destination) without a care in the world.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find a new travel buddy along the way – one who won’t drive you crazy!

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	618
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crops Grown:	7014

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4832	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crops Grown:	9082
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1056	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	614
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!

Forever Chem FunCraft

Brain, chem.., Chemicals, discovery, Environmental, findings, forever chemicals, funcraft, health, Implications, investigation, molecular clues, nervous system, neurotoxic effects, perfluorinated alkyl substances, Pollution, polyfluorinated alkyl substances, research, Science, study, Toxicity, Toxins

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, u know those forever chemicals that sound all fancy and stuff? well, turns out they can mess with ur brain, like, big time. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we found a way to, like, make them fun! join our minecraft server and u can, like, build a whole world out of forever chemicals! it’s, like, totally safe and definitely won’t turn u into a mutant or anything. plus, u get to, like, battle other players with forever chemical weapons and ride forever chemical-powered unicorns. it’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. so, like, come join us and let’s get weird with forever chemicals!

We kindly ask you to join the Hardcsorsurvival Minecraft server

admins, Anarchy, challenge, Community, gameplay, Gaming, Hardcore, Hardcsoresurvival, INTENSE, Join, lags, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Crops Grown:	7309

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

Hardrssurvival.aternos.me:33992

Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, celebration, Champion, cheers, cheers to that, Crafty, elation, exultation, good times, Happiness, hooray, joy, jubilation, Land, Party, positive vibes, success, toast, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, winning, winning moment

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something – we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box! And our mobs? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius! Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer this pixelated world together! We won. Cheers!