Paradox SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	913
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	2799
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Items Found:	3932	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Animals Bred:	137

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8452	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	7490

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	581860
Dragons Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	581198
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Animals Bred:	123
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3