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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 7322 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 3776 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness