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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2101 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.
also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.
so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness