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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crops Grown:	7689	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Villages Defended:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Towns Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	8564
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3306	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8576
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!