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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7605	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Star Shards Collected:	278	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9753	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	27
Animals Bred:	186	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4491	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mines Excavated:	3811
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	7582
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3881	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.