| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7185 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
mc.pandacraft.cc
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8186 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 251 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5770 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4280 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 4175 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3530 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5501 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3811 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 8315 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3083 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Ores Mined: | 2530 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4064 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4715 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 505729 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1747 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4457 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 261 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2238 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 8547 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 37 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2957 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
