| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 5586 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
palooza.mc.gg
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4692 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Crops Grown: | 6608 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2461 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2668 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9806 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8971 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7463 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5346 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 17 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 700 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1592 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3845 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 106 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5367 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Crops Grown: | 1655 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 167 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 7983 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 27 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 249 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Votes: | 4585 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 294 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 8229 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
