PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	3203	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	6130
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Chimeras Created:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7424	Magic Items Found:	2942

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	167
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4473
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	120	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	2443

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!