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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 113 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3901 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!