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Billionaire or Bust

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Emeralds Found:	3455	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PagerWar Minecraft Server

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyPrideLand

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OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

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so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dingo Den Junior High School

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Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gotrix Network

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Welcome to Gotrix Network!

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Felix Space Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	4466
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoPower Minecraft Server

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Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AutisticSisRageCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crops Grown:	8088
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Runes Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ToropetsTakedown

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Mines Excavated:	3160
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	114