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KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	956297
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	New Chunks Explored:	612749
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Animals Bred:	158
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8117	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Emeralds Found:	4656	Magical Moments Shared:	9
New Chunks Explored:	334265	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Armor Forged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	216
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6033
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	New Chunks Explored:	327030
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Items Found:	4188
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3757	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mines Excavated:	4530

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3439
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Players:	106/700	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3