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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 907 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Votes: | 9604 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8781 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
