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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4350 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6585 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.