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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1547 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1101 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
