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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 1238 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 2207 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Votes: | 6832 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.