PainCraft SMP: Ouchiest Moments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is guaranteed to bring you the most outrageous and hilarious pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by invisible players, having your house randomly explode (thanks to our resident TNT enthusiast), or being chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Pain Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like “who can survive the longest without eating a single carrot” or “who can build the ugliest statue of a potato”.

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry and experience pain like never before, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of bandages, you’re gonna need them.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	159
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8934
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	189
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	769
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	87	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4835
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Zombie Dances:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.