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Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	171
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	486
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4386
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Zombie Dances:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Farms Harvested:	917	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Emeralds Found:	1400
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1458
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8561	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	619
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
New Chunks Explored:	447451	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	8335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7