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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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