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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6094 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
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