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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8278 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!