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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7256 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!