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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3150 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!